I need a money tree

The current cost for me to remain safe against unwanted pregnancies for three months is $50 and change.

This is because I barely work and therefore am no longer covered by Starbucks’ wonderful benefits plan. And the government takes the information from your taxes from the previous year to decide how much you can afford to contribute towards your medical costs. So even though my paycheques right now don’t even get taxed because they are so small and insignificant, I had to pay $172 to the government and $50 for birth control pills.

I better be getting some soon because right now I’m only getting fucked by the government and clearly I’m not having a very good time.

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2 Responses to I need a money tree

  1. boundkitty8 says:

    when you find that money tree, pls grab one for me also 😀

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