Enter your first name followed by “needs” into Google, and post the first 10 results.
Erin needs a drink.
It’s true. I am a wino.
Erin needs to wear shirts.
No! I’m “Topless Girl”!!!!
Erin needs to go to bed.
Yes. I am about to take a nap.
Erin needs help deciding.
Naw. I make my own decisions, good or bad.
Erin needs what most white girls crave – a cock that measures in the double digits.
Actually, not so much, thanks.
Erin needs someone to care that she is alive.
Too close for comfort.
Erin needs a haircut.
Not yet. Ask me again in a couple weeks.
Erin needs money.
Erin needs to confirm.
I’m not very good at keeping my rsvps. Sorry.
Erin needs to hear, “You won.”
Okay, I made that one up. Because “You’re winning,” is so close, but just so fucking far away from where I want to be.