Saturday Meme

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Enter your first name followed by “needs” into Google, and post the first 10 results.

Erin needs a drink.
It’s true. I am a wino.

Erin needs to wear shirts.
No! I’m “Topless Girl”!!!!

Erin needs to go to bed.
Yes. I am about to take a nap.

Erin needs help deciding.
Naw. I make my own decisions, good or bad.

Erin needs what most white girls crave – a cock that measures in the double digits.
Actually, not so much, thanks.

Erin needs someone to care that she is alive.
Too close for comfort.

Erin needs a haircut.
Not yet. Ask me again in a couple weeks.

Erin needs money.
It helps.

Erin needs to confirm.
I’m not very good at keeping my rsvps. Sorry.

Erin needs to hear, “You won.”
Okay, I made that one up. Because “You’re winning,” is so close, but just so fucking far away from where I want to be.

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One Response to Saturday Meme

  1. kinky_tink says:

    Erin needs to hear, “You won.”

    You are too funny.

    And…regarding another one. I CARE that you are alive. So you win in my books. 🙂

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