My friend M
July 21, 2008Erin 4 Comments »My friend M wanted to be mentioned on my blog, so here he is. He came over tonight and cooked perogies for me. He’s done some sort of cooking school / chef program / whatever so I always let him cook and then I’ll clean up. It works for both of us.
We watched some tv – ok, I have to digress. I haven’t watched cable tv in months (too busy reading 80 books so far this year, or watching dvds of “6 Feet Under” – addicted!!) so I have not seen commercials in that time. M doesn’t have cable at his house, so I gave him the remote to play with and he was happily flipping channels. I couldn’t believe the commercials. They are seriously awful. I did not see one clever or funny one – instead, they were tacky or cheap or treated the viewer like an idiot. And there was no segue between one and the next! Just bam! Bam! Bam! in your face!
Terrible. I won’t be doing that for a while.
So where was I going originally? Hmm … we were watching tv … oh yeah! So I bought a ton of veggies yesterday to make a huge salad – do all the work at once and then have salad for a couple of days. But yesterday I slept for a hundred years so I thought I would do it tonight while I had someone to talk to. Have you ever noticed that everyone has their own special way of cutting peppers? M was so appalled at the way I cut my peppers that he came over to show me the proper, chef-school way of doing it. Only, my knives are so dull that he couldn’t quite break the skin of the pepper. How embarrassing. I have these lovely expensive knives that I spent way too many Euros on a few years ago in Germany and now I have let them get dull and useless.
Tomorrow the giant plan for my day off is to figure out where I can get them all sharpened so that the next time M cooks me dinner, I have tools that work properly. After all, if someone is going to volunteer to make food and hand it to me on a plate, necessitating that all I have to do is lift it into my mouth, I will make sure my knives are sharp.

Posted on July 22nd, 2008 at 7:17 am
House of Knives sharpes knives. There’s a new store on Granville and one at Oakridge (where my sweetie works).
Posted on July 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 am
Oh good! There’s one in North Van too.
Posted on July 25th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
You know what else sucks about commercials? The gender roles are seriously stuck in the 50s or something. Do we ever see any sort of cleaning or laundry product used by a man in any commercial? (Other than Mr. Clean who comes in to save the day for a woman?) No. It’s insulting to women and probably also to most modern men. And once you start noticing it, you just can stop! For some reason yogurt is only marketed to women… cars are still pretty much for men… etc. etc.
And in knife news, mine are also very dull!
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Posted on July 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
The other thing I notice about commercials is that they almost only ever show married heterosexual couples of the same race. Rachel, you would probably love this other blog I’ve been reading, called Shakesville. It’s got a lot about American politics (from a Democrat standpoint) but it’s mainly a feminist blog, and it’s awesome. Kate Harding writes occasionally on it as well. The address is: http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/