The scene: I’m at a restaurant with a few people I know fairly well, and one guy I’ve just met. I’m discussing hitting up Linen ‘n’ Things tomorrow with one of the girls.
Me: But we’re only going to go there, right? You know me – I don’t have the patience to go shopping all over the place.
Guy I’ve Just Met: You don’t like shopping? But you’re a girl!
Me: And you’re sexist. Next?