idle musings

slipped and fell on my ass while walking Maia. I now have a bruise and some scrapes on my ass cheeks. Haven’t experienced that in awhile! overdosed on sunflower seeds that I have brought in specially from the States by my mule one of my staff. Now I am uber-thirsty and my mouth feels cut. [...]

WHO KNEW that you might have to include a line in your birth plan that says, “If at all possible, could you please not play ventriloquist with my newborn baby.” Oh Dooce, you make me actually snort out loud with laughter.

My goofy dog. I love this picture.